Jiz Monkey Edit Meaning

1. Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together. "I can&..

1. Word used to exclaim that a girl has huge breasts Whhhhhhoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Those be JUGNORMOUS! Goddamn See breasts, tit..

1. The sound uttered by one after looking at a very ugly woman or a very skanky tramp. Comes from the two word phrase "Diseased One.&q..