What is Jiz Plate?
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When you buy a license plate on Ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. Then you assume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to jiz on it.
Dude, my license plate just got jacked, now it's somebody's jiz plate!!!
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To commit Dendaphilia is to have sexwith a tree or plant
"dude? you fucked a tree? thats Dendaphilia
See tree sex..
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Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.
Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us..
