Jizastard

What is Jizastard?

usually a person or thing that is acting like a bastard+jizz hence the term jizastard

M.E. was being a real jizastard when it came to naming her dog, Vermont Phoncyphrus

Arden Alarm Clock

1. The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold..

Zombical Relations

1. Sexual relations among zombies; any act of sexual intercourse between two or more undead beings. Dude 1: Hey man, those zombies are fuc..

Interpretation

1. A scapegoat for ignoring certain sections in holy texts. Me - "Hey Jimmy, did you know that Jesus tells women to keep silent in th..

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