Jizaster

What is Jizaster?

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster

last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

See jizzaster, jizz

Number One

1. n. urination I gotta go do a number one See fizzle 2. Commander William T. Riker Make it so, Number One. See Captain Picard 3. Y..

Assclown

1. One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear. You, my good sir, are an ..

It's Not Going To Happen...

1. Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is t..

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