Jizaster

What is Jizaster?

when a man's jiz goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster

last night he came all over the headboard AND my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

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Up It

1. shut up, usually only used by fags that are too puffy to say shut up. Cats should up it cause he is a dumb fuck. See daw..

Des Moines Eastsider

1. Citizen of Des Moines, Iowa's east side of the city. From the toxic waste rail yards to the most northeastern parts of the city, an..

Flogg

1. The female equivilant to scrotum juice Holy shit she flogged all over my new jeans! See twan..

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