Jizmeister

What is Jizmeister?

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

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Belle Of The Ball

1. A bride who gang bangs the whole weddingparty I can't believe Maria Belle of the Balled all the groomsmen at once. She is a good s..

You've Gotta Laugh When You Fall Off Your Sofa

1. When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I&apos..

Emotional Baggage

1. 1. Painful memories, mistrust and hurt carried around from past sexual or emotional rejection. 2. An excuse commonly used by Peter Pans..

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