Jizmeister

What is Jizmeister?

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

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Salisman

1. A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers fro..

Hot Suszie

1. When you fill a ziploc baggie half way with hot water, lube up your penis, wrap the baggie around yourself and toss off (masterbate) to ..

Nellie Carnes

1. Girl who eats, and has hair. She must not be trusted around sharp, pointy objects and likes to draw on herself. likes to wear black..

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