Jizmeister

What is Jizmeister?

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

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F.o.b.

1. A derogatory adjective for Asians who are "Fresh Off the Boat." It is also commonly used for rich kids from Hong Kong who imm..

Big Fimpin'

1. when a heavyset man tries to hit on a woman Look at that dude big fimpin' on that chick. See Kelly..

Isness

1. The ability to live in a world of "what is". presenceLiving in the Now. I am therefore I is...

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