Jizmeister

What is Jizmeister?

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

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Invent A Holiday

1. Get high, blaze, smoke marijuana. "hey, this movie looks like it's gonna be totally lame. Wanna invent a holiday beforehand?..

Omfgwtfn

1. Oh My Fucking god what the fuck noob OMFGWTFN as in when as noob fuks up in a game See omfgwtfn, wtf, noob, omg, ??..

Coke Float

1. A cold drink/desert made by adding two or three scoops of ice cream (usually vanilla flavor) into a glass of Coca-Cola; more commonly ma..

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