Jizmeister

What is Jizmeister?

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

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Lamptey

1. The act of chalking one's penis in a sexual manner, usually with a Pool/Snooker chalk. Girl (to boy): Are you gonna lamptey? Tosh..

Nay Arby's

1. A revolutionary movement against the oppressive establishment of Arby's. We do love their food though. Here is the leading campaig..

Massimo Maccarone.

1. to have possession of a heart the size of a pea. I had a big challenge to complete but i massimo maccarone'd it...

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