What is Jizz Bag?
1.
(slang) A
Always wear your jizz bag because you don't know where some of those girls have been
2.
A bag, preferably plastic, that your porn addicted roommate skeets (or jizzes) into while you're away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you're looking for a place to throw your apple core away and end up with your roommate's skeet all over your hand.
*He eventually throws said bag away when his family comes to visit, while they are in the room.
"Dude, is that a jizz bag in the middle of your floor? That shit is gross. WTF is wrong with you? You should just do that shit in the shower."
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3.
1. Bag full of jizz. 2. Somebody full of jizz. 3. Scrotum.
You could say that Rod Stewart's stomach was a jizz bag when he had to to get it pumped after one of those nights.
4.
In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.
note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)
the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers
cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).
coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.
parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.
(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.
my best friend is a jizz bag.
my wife is a jizz bag.
my dog is a jizz bag.
dust mites are jizz bags.
the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.
my girlfriend is a jizz bag.
etcetera ad infinitum
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5.
Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.
Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.
