Jizz Blockers

What is Jizz Blockers?

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.

Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.

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Tittified

1. The term used for seeing so many tits that you are mortified, (Hence) Tittified Dude, I can't go to the titty club, I am still Tit..

Lpm

1. Licks Per Minute See pussy I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM. See Calvin 2. Little penis man Chris pointed out the Dave i..

Flossing The Dolphin

1. 1)Masturbation 2)Jerking the chain 3)Wanking it I can't believe that kid was flossing the dolphin in the third floor bathroom. ..

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