Jizz Day

What is Jizz Day?

any birthday after a man's twenty first birthday

Mike: Dude, we have to get a cake for Brady's twenty second birthday.

Rusty: Oh, shit! It's Brady's Jizz Day?! Let's whip some shitties behind cumbys!

See jizz, birthday, whippin shitties, gas mask, teabag, applesauce

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