Jizz Face

What is Jizz Face?


1.

1. A retarded fagot; someone who you don't give a rats ass about.

2. Some stupid prickwho has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.

3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.

1. What a freeken "Jizz Face"!

My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"

2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".

You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".

3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"

See jizz face, fuck up, prick, douche bag, bitch cunt, gay

2.

A facial expression that mirrors that of a male that has just ejaculated. The expression will undoubtedly be one of simultaneous euphoria and relief.

They should've picked a different cover for that magazine because that dude was sporting his jizz face.

See jizz, no doubt, awkward, normal, jizzface, jizzum, ejaculate, sperm, cum

3.

When a man jizzes he pulls a face, one eye closed the other looking up as much as it can with a clown moulth.

when wrieff jizzed he pulled his jizz face it was so funny

See jizz, ace, jizzing, sperm, cum

4.

1) a weird face with a tiny smrik/smile and taunting eyes starring at u, like they just jizz

roshan's jizz face looked like a homo

See niki

5.

"a grl w/ a sturdy chin, doin the thizz face"

aka a grl w/ a dome-able face.

thug: "SHE GOT A JIZZ FACE"

thugII: "tru"

See cdp, suwyba, jizz face

6.

any person who believes they are better than everyone else and sucks off members in command.

Jack is a jizz face.

See sanchez


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