Jizz Finger

What is Jizz Finger?


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First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally finger dat bitch like it's 1999 causing the whore to become impregnated with your child. For 9 months this bitch will be all over your cock piece and afterwards if she wants to leave at least you have a young child to force into slave labor.

"Dude this girl was totally cock teasing me so when I finally hooked up with her I gave her ye olde jizz finger. Now she won't leave me alone cause I'm her baby's daddy. Best part is in 9 months I'll have a slave baby to clean my apartment."

See jizz, fingerblast, slave, baby, cock tease


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