What is Jizz Fizzler?
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premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.
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