Jizz Fizzler

What is Jizz Fizzler?


1.

premature ejaculator;

to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM

a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled

a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?

Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?

Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler

Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.

See premature ejaculation, hump, dry humping, sam


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