Jizz Jacket

What is Jizz Jacket?

A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.

"If you're cold then use the blanket." "No way, I'm not wrapping up in that jizz jacket!!"

See cum catcher, jizz mopper, cumstain

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