Jizz Monger

What is Jizz Monger?

originated in 5 century taipan

someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"

joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"

Dave : "jizz monger"

See squarepusher

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