What is Jizz Monkey?
1.
A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...
Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
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2.
To jizz on the face of an African American female, while she is taking a poop.
Brent Shaw jizz monkeyed that girl last night!!
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3.
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Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?
Sue: My friend Emily.
Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a
10-foot pole !
Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!
Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!
4.
a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek
that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.
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