Jizz Monkey Edit Meaning

1.

A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...

Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'

Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'

Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'

Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'

See jizz monkey, jism monkey, spunk monkey

2.

To jizz on the face of an African American female, while she is taking a poop.

Brent Shaw jizz monkeyed that girl last night!!

See hot karl, nigga, monkey, sperm

3.

jizz slut monkey(implies that a girl is a jizz slut, slut monkey and dumb like a monkey)

Tom: Who is Bob dating these days?

Sue: My friend Emily.

Tom: That jizz monkey? I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10-foot pole!

Sue: I can't believe you said that! She is my best friend!!

Tom: Shut up, you jizz monkey!

4.

a female or male that is addicted to the feeling of jizz inbetween their tounge and cheek

that bitch is the biggest fucking jizz monkey out there.

See liberty