Jizz Mop Edit Meaning

1.

1) An item someone uses regularly to clean up the ejaculatory fluid they expel after masturbation.

2) A person who cleans the "Nudey Booths" after a man has finished watching the show he paid for. AKA Jizz Mopper *made its way into pop culture from the 1994 cult classic 'Clerks'*

1) I had this bad-ass Nirvana T-shirt I got when I was in fourth grade, it doesnt fir anymore so I use it for a jizz mop.

2) Did you know that Jizz Moppers make 14 bucks an hour?

See jizzmop, cum rag, cumrag, jizz mopper, cum bucket

2.

A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.

After John blew a load in Sally's face she became the hottest jizz mop around.

3.

A mop used to wipe up the jizz usually left behind in the private booths of an adult theater or strip club.

"If I were you I'd use a jizz mop instead of a jizz rag to clean that load up; I'd want to stay as far away as I could from some dude's nut butter."

See jiz, mop, theater, nut butter, jizz rag

4.

klenex...duh. what else?

fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?

See Madds