Jizz Muffin

What is Jizz Muffin?

covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.

1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!

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