Jizz My Pants

What is Jizz My Pants?

the most amazing song ever.

used as a very sexual joke.

great for sexy parties

best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*

tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!

sally: not my fault im too sexy

See sex, jizz, pants, my, funny

Zeits

1. verb acquiring energy, charging often used in reference to video games Samus was fully zeitsed and d-bagged everyone else from the ot..

Pluber

1. The act of a female douching with Tylenol PM as opposed to the usual liquid. Dude I just walked in on a chick Plubering. See sick, sic..

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

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