Jizz My Pants

What is Jizz My Pants?


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the most amazing song ever.

used as a very sexual joke.

great for sexy parties

best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*

tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!

sally: not my fault im too sexy

See sex, jizz, pants, my, funny


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