Jizz My Pants

What is Jizz My Pants?

the most amazing song ever.

used as a very sexual joke.

great for sexy parties

best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*

tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!

sally: not my fault im too sexy

See sex, jizz, pants, my, funny

Double Cheeseburgers

1. Slang word for a girl with a curvy ass, see the movie Thirteen. That slut ain't got shit on THESE double-cheesburgers!..

Quagle

1. a soft and saggy penis that gets scrapped on the dirt when you are walking, automatically has E.D. aww man my quagle is getting worses ..

Vanwhore

1. Middle-aged overweight woman with 3 or more children by different men who publicly does drugs and drives a mini-van erraticly. That van..

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