Jizz Patty

What is Jizz Patty?


1.

1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.

2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.

3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.

plural: jizz patties

Example 1:

Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"

Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."

Example 2:

As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.

Example 3:

Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.


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