What is Jizz Pirates?
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A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.
After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.
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Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchan..
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The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.
I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.
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An ex..
