What is Jizz Pirates?
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A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.
After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.
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A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.
Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to..