What is Jizz Pirates?
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A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.
After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.
Random Words:
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A penis.
"Put your lips around my orgasm gun!"..
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A cheap-ass mixture of wood pulp that has been solidified and glued together with the cheapest stuff you can find on the market and then..
