What is Jizz Pony?
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a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to
Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.
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a partial crush on a person who is completely off-limits
The new guy at work... total mini-crush material!
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Very extended descriptive metaphor
William Shakespeare uses Elizabethan Conceit very frequently throughout Romeo and Juliet.
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