Jizz Ride

What is Jizz Ride?

the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.

Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?

Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.

Guy 1: Nice.

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