What is Jizz Sock?
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Literally, an old sock used to clean up one's ejaculate after masturbation or sex. Sometimes, the sock is used during masturbation as well.
Also, an insult for an individual perceived as being as worthless as a jizzed-on sock.
I woke up next morning in the office of the strip club I work naked holding a Jizz Sock in one hand and a bottle of Grand Mariner in the other.
That hack comedian stole his whole act from Richard Pryor and Comic View. What a Jizz Sock!
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