What is Jizz Triscuit?
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a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.
this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.
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Fun, Upbeat song by Melanie C - THE REMIX IS HORRIBLE HOWEVER, the original is much better. =)
I turn to you, like a flower leading tow..