Jizz Turtle

What is Jizz Turtle?

1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.

2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.

3. A turtle covered in jizz.

(1)"Dude did you see that guys jizz turtle!"

See jizz, cum, nut, ejaculate, turtle

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