Jizzamatism

What is Jizzamatism?

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

One And Done

1. To become extremely intoxicated after only one alcoholic beverage. Chris: Why is Meghan ALREADY acting so DRUNK???? Dan: Yeah. She&ap..

Presidential Homer

1. a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, a..

Quiggle

1. When a person doesn't have a penis or a vagina but just a flat piece of skin. "I bet that fucker has a quiggle!" See qu..

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