Jizzamatism

What is Jizzamatism?

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

Stiffle

1. A stiff nipple. "look at that girls stiffles!" "gross, put a bra on, whore!" See stripple, fat, stiff, nipple, ha..

Redneck Catheter

1. A beer bottle used as a temporary urine recepticle. 15 minutes until the next rest stop; better just use a redneck catheter. See hillb..

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1. 1. The purported frequency at which Aztec human sacrifices were occuring in 1487 during the reconsecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenoc..

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