Jizzaster

What is Jizzaster?


1.

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early

2.To not have enough jizz

3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely

4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang

5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

2.

disaster

n.

1.

1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.

2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster

n.

(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.

2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

See jizz, jiz, jizaster, disaster

3.

Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.

Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?

Jack:I had a jizzaster.


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