Jizzbolt

What is Jizzbolt?


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A quantity of jizz fired from a lamb cannonor love musket.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six jizzbolts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44" mutton musket, the most powerful bellend in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

See jizz, bellend, mutton musket, lamb cannon, spunk


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