Jizzbottle Edit Meaning

1. I'm felling both happy and sad. I got that BIG promotion at work but my wife just divorced me. So i'm :):(. See happy, sad, ..

1. When you are on Facebook or AIM, and you see a person come online who you know is going to talk to you and you don't want to talk t..

1. When one works really hard on an essay and it turns out to be total crap. Guy1: Wow, I spent like an entire week writing that essay and..