Jizzcicle

What is Jizzcicle?


1.

When you ejaculate into a icecube tray, stick a popsicle stick in the middle, and put it in the freezer. Wait a few hours and pull it out of the icecube tray. You will have a grade A jizzcicle.

I am selling jizzcicles this summer for cash.

See jizzum, jizz, popsicle, seamen, cum

2.

The hanging dried up remains of semen resembling an icicle.

Jizzcicles are often found in public toilets, gloryholes, and stuck to the bottom side of a computer desk.

"Do you think he watches porn on this computer? Is that there a jizzcicle under the desk?" (Reference to teenage brother)

"That phonebooth was disgusting! There was jizzcicles on the handset!"

See crust, semen, jizz, scuz

3.

When you ejaculate in very cold conditions (below 0) and your jizz freezes at the end of your penis creating the effect of an icicle made of jizz

My bitch sucked my cock in cold waether so i got a jizzcicle


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