Jizz-cucumber Edit Meaning

1. The mechanical component of a restaurant soda machine that determines the amount of Carbonation and flavoring that goes into every glass..

1. When a person kicks you in the crotch, striking you between the balls, pushing them to opposing side, thus "pinching" your nut..

1. Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction. After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks...