Jizzed Edit Meaning

1.

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

See Brett

2.

Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"

Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it

See Joseph

3.

Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.

I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.

See cum, jizzed, butt, slut

4.

when a lad blurts on ya

he just jizzed on me

5.

(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.

I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.

See jiz, cum, orgasm, tired

6.

Being drunk and intoxicated.

I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.

See jizz, gizz, gizzed, jizzed, cummed

7.

1. fucked up beyond repair

The situation with your girlfriend is jizzed, especially after she caught you with that hooker.