What is Jizzed?
1.
After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face
I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.
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2.
Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"
Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it
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3.
Best.Song.Ever. About cumming in your pants.
I ate a grape and I jizzed in mah pants.
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4.
when a lad blurts on ya
he just jizzed on me
5.
(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.
I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.
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6.
Being drunk and intoxicated.
I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.
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7.
1. fucked up beyond repair
The situation with your girlfriend is jizzed, especially after she caught you with that hooker.