Jizzed Up

What is Jizzed Up?

1. Another way to say f-ed up.

2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.

Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!

See messed up, senior citizen, disabled, mental, gay

Qwank

1. A quick wank. That is my definition and it doesnt have to be 20 letters you turd. Hmm. I fancy a quank. 2. me mam said it by acciden..

Zimple

1. a pimple or zit combined i woke up this morning and had a huge zimple on my face. See pimple, zit, whitehead, boil, blackhead, flipp ..

Kentucky Hot Pocket

1. The name given to the act of defecating into a vagina. (May be impossible.) "Okay... a Kentucky Hot Pocket is like... when you tak..

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