Jizzed Up

What is Jizzed Up?

1. Another way to say f-ed up.

2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.

Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!

See messed up, senior citizen, disabled, mental, gay

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