Jizzerciser

What is Jizzerciser?

1-One whose considers masturbationand sexexercise.

2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbationand sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.

Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.

Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.

Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you

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