What is Jizzer's Crust?
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1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.
2. The son of god.
1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."
2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"
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from finland./When someone has a crooked asshole and shit sprays the back of the john with chocolate chips.
now i'll have to wait ..
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An individual who is acting up or pretending to be more hood then they really are.
"Don, you better chill your are getting all Chi..
