Jizzer's Crust

What is Jizzer's Crust?

1.

1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.

2. The son of god.

1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."

2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"

See jism, jizz
82

Random Words:

Power Mom
1. A woman who is able to seamlessly raise children, keep a household (as in laundry, cleaning, meals, etc), participate in their activiti..
Read more
Yarb
1. Yarb was created by Bryant ahrenberg , it was created while under the influence. it means yes , or yhea hey ya got some smokes ? Yarb..
Read more
Lrigwoc
1. It is the word "cowgirl" in reverse, thus it celebrates the majesty that is the Reverse Cowgirl sexual position. LRIGWOC is t..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free