What is Jizzer's Crust?
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1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.
2. The son of god.
1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."
2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"
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Random Words:
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To go out with the intention of drinking copious amounts of alcohol, especially in the company of friends.
C'mon Kristan, lets go ..
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genitals that do not have that freshly shaven look.
"Man i need to shave, i've got grizzle dick"
See gross, wooly, bris..
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stop it, desist (often a stern command)
Knock it off you freaking scallywags.
See stop, desist
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to whack it off, polish your knob
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