Jizzeyeitis

What is Jizzeyeitis?

When a girl has or gets jizz in her eyes; either from her bf, bukkake fest, random guy she met at a truck stop, etc

Becky had fallen ill with some jizzeyeitis, due to her run in with the football team in the lockerroom.

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