Jizzeyeitis

What is Jizzeyeitis?

When a girl has or gets jizz in her eyes; either from her bf, bukkake fest, random guy she met at a truck stop, etc

Becky had fallen ill with some jizzeyeitis, due to her run in with the football team in the lockerroom.

Upright

1. to be awake, out of bed, or standing up. dude, it's 3am. i will text you back when i am upright. See sleep, awake, upright, 3am ..

Rectal Squirt

1. Porn. Very bad porn. Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google. Very traumatic experience. Never try a rectal squirt. It hurts..

Dick's Edge

1. To be at a very high risk. Ray: Hey i had completed a month with Katty! Ben: Thats more than living at the dick's edge! See risk..

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