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standard omelet but pick your nose and stick it in her ear as well.
The bitch I fucked was vegetarian, so I gave her the veggie omelet...
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Really really drunk.
Pete went out last night. He was so straight cash folded.
See drunk, wasted, smashed, schwasted, fucked up..
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When you originally plan on cooking a seafood dinner, but you end up ordering pizza.
My parents wanted a big dinner, but I ended up pul..
