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roll on the floor laughing my fucking goddamn fucking ass off while holding a bottle of water in my fucking hand attempting to fuck jare..
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When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.
1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees..
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Usually a lazy retard so slow that growing grass outpaces them.
The manager at McDonalds is usually a shit-camel!..
