Jizzkrieg

What is Jizzkrieg?

the term used for a person that is uch a masterbater (wanker), that they essentially cover everywhere in semen,

with reference to blitzkrieg.

that Tim, is such a jizzkrieg, his mother is stuck to the wall.

See sex, comedy, proverb, joke

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