What is Jizzlightenment?
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The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.
"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."
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Pouring pixie stick candy onto one's body and having another lick it up, much like a candy body shot.
We spent the night doing pix..
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Somebody living in the past.
A: Man, I love that girl to bits.
B: She split up with you two months ago you fucking Retrosapien - get o..
