Jizzlightenment

What is Jizzlightenment?

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

See orgasm, sex, regret, enlightenment, judgement

Knock Up

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Jobey

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