Jizzmachine Edit Meaning

1. Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis. Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy? Tina said Dave's got a serio..

1. WET MY SELF LAUGHIN! LAUGHING SO HARD THAT U ACCIDENTALLY PEE URSELF! thus "wet my self laughing!(W M S L)" See acronym, lau..

1. a beautiful woman who usually sells herself on the streets of new york. she will perform anything a man/woman/transvestite will ask of h..