Jizzmess

What is Jizzmess?

What may or may not be left on a piece of clothing after a one night stand with a guy unable to aim properly.

-What's that horrible spot on your dress darling?

-Jizzmess

See jizz, spunk, cum, seamen, load

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Kwik-scav

1. Term for a Kwik-Save store. Cheap and nasty, like the girls who work there. Have a list of barred alcoholics who come in every morning a..

Your Tea's Oot

1. You, sir, are invited to a bout of pugilism outwith this public house. Haw you ya dafty, yer tea's oot...

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