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When the need to go to have a dump is overwhelming and it is coming close to touching the cloth
My god if I don't go soon I'l..
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a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house
pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out fo..
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A term for reserving a seat.
Me: Quack Quack Seat Back.
You: Well, you can't reserve seats here.
Me: Well, shit in my purse!
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