Jizzmits

What is Jizzmits?

Mittens/Gloves you masturbate with.

Was toey as hell last night, had to get on my "Jizzmits"

I'm going to masturbate with my new pair of "Jizzmits"

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Hippokissamus

1. a fat person at a party trying to find someone to makeout with. Jason: Geez Marge, look at that poor slutty Hippokissamus trying to get..

Zeckendorf

1. The substance remaining after a wad of jiz is mixed with sand and breadcrumbs. "My mom made zeckendorf for Thanksgiving." &q..

Velcroid

1. a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person, I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velc..

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