Jizzmonkey

What is Jizzmonkey?


1.

A person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. Often seen chancing his arm. Bodily posture likened to the meerkat.

"Look at that Jizzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in"

See weirdo, pervet, loner, chancer, low-life

2.

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

See ben, jizz, monkey, ihh, cult

3.

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

4.

cool dude from the turin brakes forum


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