Jizzmonster

What is Jizzmonster?

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

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