Jizzmonster

What is Jizzmonster?

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

Mufficated

1. When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose. Her bush need to be trimmed. While I ..

.30-30

1. An old 30 caliber rifle cartridge. It's most at home in a lever-action carbine, such as the Winchester 94 or the Marlin 336. It has..

Nuns Tits

1. To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which a..

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