Jizzmonster

What is Jizzmonster?

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

Good Shout

1. Exclamation of acceptance I've just chopped off my head.............Good Shout..

Oh, Moses, Smell The Roses

1. For God's sake, get a clue Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!..

As Though

1. In the same way that it would be if looked as though she were made of ice See as if..

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