Jizzmop

What is Jizzmop?


1.

The individual who gets to wipe down the glass of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.

"Clean up in booth three! Damn, look at this shit. Someone needs to visit the urologist. Christ, looks like the jizzmop will be getting overtime tonight."

2.

An article of cloth or clothing that one uses to clean up his load.

Hey baby pass me that jizzmop and I'll clean off your back.

See rag, towel

3.

n. an unfortunate individual tasked with sanitizing an area that was splattered with semen, usually for work-based purposes.

Damn, did you hear about Ernie? He was put on jizzmop duty!

See jizz, jism, jizzmop, jizz mop

4.

A young permiscious person whose sole purpose in life is to capture and absorb man gravy.

Dude 1, Check it out, that chick is a babe.

Dude 2, (Loud alarm sound) No way man, she's a jizzmop! (Clean up in aisle 3)

See cumrag, cock juggling thunder cunt, skankage, hobag


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