Jizzmopacles

What is Jizzmopacles?

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The Greek God of porn. circa 1500 BC. Although some mythology dates his existance back even further to around 2000 BC. Archaeology only knows fragments of his life and times. First man to have anal sex with midget and horse at the same time.

Hey, I got an acting gig as the pool boy on the upcoming Kelly the Coed IX Movie!

Ahhh, Jizzmopacles has blessed you.

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