Jizzmould

What is Jizzmould?

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.

"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"

Polyvinylcockbite

1. A cost effective material used for degradation of another's ego. "Bob used his Polyvinylcockbite on Charlie... Poor charlie....

Roadcone

1. As a male, to receive fellatio while operation a motor vehicle. Suzy unzipped Robert's pants furiously as he drove, and proceeded ..

First-hand Experience

1. When a Manual Elephant Masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a First-Hand Experience. Often,..

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