Jizzmould

What is Jizzmould?

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.

"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"

Tugging The Timber

1. The act of masterbation. I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up. See jerking off..

Ktfitk

1. A complex acronym sometimes utilized by restaurant workers, often directed at kitchen staff members who have wandered astray of their wo..

Nastpastification

1. Doing "it" with a person in the past "Thats a case of nastpastification " Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth See family gu..

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