Jizzmould

What is Jizzmould?

The suggestion that something will take so long that one's sperm will curdle before the said event occurs.

"Jesus Christ, I'll have jizzmould before Heskey gets a goal for England!"

Dry Spank

1. Masturbation without the aid of lubrication. Can be done anytime, anywhere. If yer a man with a hand, and it can reach yer schlong, ye..

Ndeich

1. A ho that won't give you no love. "That bitch was an ndeich, man. I even bought her dinner." See noah, ho, mark-money, ..

Reet Root

1. A slang term for vagina which more or less describes the sound of this word being censored. Like “hey matt…mmm, have you seen tub girl ..

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