Jizzrag

What is Jizzrag?

A piece of cloth that one uses to clean up semen after ejaculating.

Oh shit! My mom found by jizzrag last night, bro!

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A derogatory term used to describe a promiscuous woman.

It is meant to signify that she "soaks up semen" from multiple males, and that this is her prime function in life.

Dave: Dude, I just fucked Larhonda!

Cam Neely: She's got a sweet ass, but she's a real jizzrag.

Dave: I'd better go get an HIV test then.

Cam Neely: you're gonna have to get one in 3 months too.

See slut, whore, harlot, promiscuous, slag

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