Jizztory

What is Jizztory?


1.

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.

Ex 1:

"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"

"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"

"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:

"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

See jizz, history, grimey, party, jizztory


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