Jizzturtle

What is Jizzturtle?


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A small turtle, in which you can jizz in.

"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!"-Said Horny Jamal

See jamal, waffels, jizz monkey, canada, std


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